Oh, this is how come I love Milla. She is Becky Bloomwood. I am Girl in Midair (nickname stolen from amazing artist at DeviantArt because I fell in love with it).
Becky Bloomwood. says:
*giggles* Again with the laughing! At least the copy machine's running.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Eating glass just makes me happy. Except not when I do it.
Girl in Midair says:
LoL! I begin to have a fetish with feeding people glass and hurting their dogs. I think it will replace hooker and whore. It's slightly more tasteful.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Oh, but hooker and whore was so wonderfab!
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Ew, that's an 80's word. I'm nevah using it again.
Girl in Midair says:
LoL!!! I love you! (Also, hooker will probably never leave my vocabulary. It's as if it's stitched to my tongue.)
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I've got words stitched to my tongue. They need removal, but honestly, who has time to pull out their teeth?
Girl in Midair says:
Really. And it's just too painful, and makes one self-conscious.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Because then you have to get dentures, and you sound all funny, and really, what's the point?
Girl in Midair says:
And then you have to leave them in Efferdent overnight, and then you won't have words for the whole night.
Girl in Midair says:
Word-dentures.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I wonder if your grammar gets all shrively and hard to stick with?
Girl in Midair says:
That's what English-textbook toothpicks are for.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
And so braces are sorta like going through the thesarus?
Girl in Midair says:
True story! Having a loose tooth is like having one of those words that you know what it means, but couldn't explain it to anyone for the life of you.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I've got a whole mouthful of loose teeth in that case.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
And a little chip in my front tooth.
Girl in Midair says:
*giggle* Permanent retainers are those friends that always correct your speech.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
*giggles* And fillings are for when you just decide that you've got to extract "ain't" from your vocabulary.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
*giggles* Again with the laughing! At least the copy machine's running.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Eating glass just makes me happy. Except not when I do it.
Girl in Midair says:
LoL! I begin to have a fetish with feeding people glass and hurting their dogs. I think it will replace hooker and whore. It's slightly more tasteful.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Oh, but hooker and whore was so wonderfab!
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Ew, that's an 80's word. I'm nevah using it again.
Girl in Midair says:
LoL!!! I love you! (Also, hooker will probably never leave my vocabulary. It's as if it's stitched to my tongue.)
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I've got words stitched to my tongue. They need removal, but honestly, who has time to pull out their teeth?
Girl in Midair says:
Really. And it's just too painful, and makes one self-conscious.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
Because then you have to get dentures, and you sound all funny, and really, what's the point?
Girl in Midair says:
And then you have to leave them in Efferdent overnight, and then you won't have words for the whole night.
Girl in Midair says:
Word-dentures.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I wonder if your grammar gets all shrively and hard to stick with?
Girl in Midair says:
That's what English-textbook toothpicks are for.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
And so braces are sorta like going through the thesarus?
Girl in Midair says:
True story! Having a loose tooth is like having one of those words that you know what it means, but couldn't explain it to anyone for the life of you.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
I've got a whole mouthful of loose teeth in that case.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
And a little chip in my front tooth.
Girl in Midair says:
*giggle* Permanent retainers are those friends that always correct your speech.
Becky Bloomwood. says:
*giggles* And fillings are for when you just decide that you've got to extract "ain't" from your vocabulary.
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